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December 4, 2011

Gang of 14 Becomes Identity Vancouver:

by lewwaters

By Professor Robert Dean

Tap! Tap!

Tim L: Meeting will come to order! Welcome to the second inaugural meeting of the Clark County Gang of 14. Tonight, we will plan the replacement of the I-5 Bridge.

Eric F: You said this meeting would be devoted to bringing jobs and prosperity back to Clark County.

Tim L: Yes, but some things just come up and have to take priority.

Tom M: What could be more important than jobs and prosperity?

All: A new bridge!

Tim L: Look, it doesn’t have to be one or the other. Why can’t we have both?

Lou B: That’s a good line Tim! I think I will use that.

Tim L: First order of business, we have to change our name.

Steve S: What’s wrong with the Gang of 14?

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