By Professor Robert Dean 
Ring, Ring!
Leavitt: Government Contracts R Us; Junior Civil Engineer, Tim Leavitt, speaking.
Larry P: Well, well! If it isn’t Hiz Honor himself!
Leavitt: Larry? I told you not to call me about city business while I’m at work.
Larry P: Come off it, Tim! You wouldnt evn be Mayor of Vancouver if it wasn’t for me and my listserv. And, bsides, your firm donated $6,000.00 to your campaign. Dunt tell methey didn’t expect to have to share your time and attention with the rest of the city.
Leavitt: Well sure, but you’re not a big developer who can shovel work our way. You’re even against light rail.
Larry P: U mean “Loot Rail, The Gravy Train, The Crime Train?”
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