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May 3, 2013

Steve Stuart: Pissed, Miffed and Unhinged

by lewwaters

College 4Submitted by Professor Robert Dean

Ring, Ring!

Madore: Hello!  Commissioner Mielke! Why are you calling me?

Mielke: Hi, David, good buddy, old pal! I’ve got Commissioner Steve Stuart on the line – he wants to have a conference call.

Madore: A conference call? Is that legal?

Stuart: Hi Commissioner Madore. Of course it’s not legal – that’s what I want to talk to you about.

Madore: Go on.

Stuart: I want to apologize for publicly cussing you and Tom out at the last meeting. Since I cussed you out publicly I feel I should apologize publicly. But I need you to put it on the agenda. I want this to all be legal and proper.

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